*clears throat*

Tar Heels on Hand,
To steal the Thunder from the Sky:
Then take our stand,
As every man does right
By blue and white
We'll give the Tar Heels a Hand
And cheer them on to do or die.
YEA, all of us are for U-N-C
And you can betcha we're proud to be the
Tar Heels on Hand.

Boy, I wish I were on Franklin Street right now. I wonder if there are any trees left...